Princeofcups

Timelines: Years 0 to 5775


This a chronological breakdown of the events in the house campaigns.


Date Events
5011
  • A tribe of shiltings from Sconsia travel to Kragmar after a big fight over shiny things; the first shiznits appear.
5245
  • Abdule Fingers Mahoney founds the Thieves Guild of Vindstadt.
5247
  • Abdule Fingers Mahoney is killed in a freak catapult accident while attempting to single handedly rob the royal treasury.
5772
  • B.B.Bumble opens a trading company branch in Vindstadt.
3540
  • Clans of surface dwarves break away from their underground brethren.
5724
  • Danke and his allies lay siege to the southern kingdoms.
5724
  • Danke begins his quest for the Horn of Calling.
5725
  • Danke unites Ilnia, Sconsia, and Ionia, and names himself Emperor Destri XXI of Midgrad.
5701
  • Danke, the son of King Destri XX of Ilnia is born.
5666
  • Deardra's Palace of Dark Delights opens in Vindstadt.
5209
  • Drek is defeated and forced underground when Phaliz Daemonherd calls down the City in the Clouds to crash upon its head.
  • The great magician Phaliz Daemonherd seals the undercity with magickal barriers.
  • The city of Vindstadt is founded by Queen Destri I; rebuilding of the city begins.
5725
  • Emperor Destri XXI exterminates all rats in Vindstadt.
  • The Wizards Guild seals the sewers of Vindstadt, extending the magickal barriers of Phaliz.
5760
  • Emperor Destri XXII signs a peace accord with the kingdoms of Myseria and Dania.
0001
  • Exodus of the Titans.
  • The First Council of Wizards is formed.
  • Ix is born to a prostitute in the border town of Vicissitude.
5194
  • General Rinia Destri leads her forces in victory against barbarian raiders.
  • Rinia Destri crowns herself Queen Destri I of Ilnia in the capital of Bervyn.
5498
  • Grom-Seamer, the World Tunnel, and the Ignome city of Grom Meager are taken by the fungus invaders.
  • Ignomes refugees flee to the surface world, aided by the great Ignome magician From-Lameer.
5496
  • Invaders arrive from the stars, marking the beginning of the fungus wars.
0019
  • Ix begins travelling the world, only to die horribly over and over again.
5547
  • Ix dies for the 1000th time in a freak surfing accident in Bajaca and disappears from the mortal world.
0721
  • Ix dies for the 164th time when he is purposefully buried alive.
0723
  • Ix dies for the 165th time when he is accidently dug up after being buried alive in 721.
0993
  • Ix dies for the 187th time during a skiing holiday on Mount Forlorne.
0254
  • Ix dies for the 45th time when he is run over by a dung cart.
0035
  • Ix dies for the 4th time when he is ripped to shreds by wild weasels.
3000
  • Ix dies for the 542nd time when he accidently walks into a tree.
0299
  • Ix dies for the 67th time after contracting potato rot.
0036
  • Ix dies for the 6th time when he participates in a lethal fish slapping contest, mackerel verses carp.
5000
  • Ix dies for the 921st time when he is served as an omelet.
0012
  • Ix dies for the first time when he is trampled to death by a heard of stampeding bison.
  • Ix reappears in town, strengthened and renewed.
3877
  • Jada Ragerok is crowned the first queen of Ionia.
5723
  • Kamar Kecil and Chizelthug take an assignment from the high priest of Foom the Woc God in Phoenix Crag.
  • Chizelthug is killed in Zonia by desert thieves. He apotheoses soon thereafter.
5723
  • Kamar Kecil apotheoses in Zonia after he is eaten by gigantic slime beasts.
5707
  • King Destri XX of Ilnia is killed by giant rat invaders.
0007
  • Knarl, the god of the forge, gifts a mortal with the Horn of Calling.
2888
  • Kodada is crowned the first queen of Myseria.
2733
  • Lady Fiona Ranz disappears in the Travelling Keep.
5654
  • Maggots rain down on Phoenix Crag.
4922
  • Malrogs burrow out from beneath the Volcano of Blood.
2074
  • Margolian settlers found the first permanent human settlement of New Margolia.
0250
  • Menskathulus, Xanthus, and the Bishop found the first Wizards Guild in the back room of the Dragon and Rose Gentlemen's Club.
3479
  • Orcs invade the dwarven capital of the grey sky mountains.
5438
  • Phaliz calls up remnants of the City in the Clouds to create Stars Tower, founding the Ilnian chapter of the Wizards Guild in Vindstadt.
5512
  • Phaliz freezes the great lake, thereby saving Vindstadt from the fungus invaders.
5601
  • Phaliz introduces the horn dog as an aid to sport hunters.
5762
  • Pordrew Lizard Khan dies on his wedding night at the age of sixty two.
5748
  • Pordrew defeats the great lizard totem of Argk to become the new Lizard Khan.
5572
  • Prince Dorial of Snarl Swamp is born.
5735
  • Pug the Archer, Marla the Thief, Gregor Ironclaw, Brine the Healer, and Pordrew Weaselkin, the great heroes of Bervyn, defeat the Daemon of Skylake, and return the crown of Bervyn to the rightful Duke.
5207
  • Queen Destri I begins a holy war against the daemon Drek.
5186
  • Rinia Destri defeats the Orc Shaman Garlgut.
5157
  • Rinia Destri is born outside Schteinberg, a dwarven brewing town in Sconsia.
2003
  • Sailors from Margolia discover a new continent to the west; Captain Slarnath names the continent New Margolia.
2923
  • Sireska Yaradas is crowned the first queen of Dania.
5623
  • Stars Tower mysteriously glows as bright as the sun for three weeks.
  • Introduction of smoked glass eye wear to Vindstadt.
  • Phaliz disappears for the last time.
5567
  • The Battle of the Mothership and the destruction of the last of the fungus fortresses.
5696
  • The Blood Clock is unveiled in the Evil Empire. Riots ensue.
1113
  • The Citadel of Wind is destroyed by rampaging trolls.
3222
  • The Dragon Fist monastery is founded in the mountains of Myseria.
4924
  • The Empire of Kragmar is founded by malrogs, uniting the orcish and hobgoblin kingdoms of the north.
4837
  • The Empire of Nordstrad, also known as the Evil Empire, is founded with its capital at the underground city of New Margolia.
1499
  • The First Council of Wizards is dissolved.
1955
  • The Fourth Council of Wizards is formed as an inner circle of the Wizards Guild.
3388
  • The Iron Fist monastery is founded in the sand dunes of Dania.
0275
  • The Menskathulus Grimoire reaches wide circulation.
4832
  • The Rat Lords end their thousand year struggle.
1515
  • The Second Council of Wizards collapses into a pit of kaos.
  • The Third Council of Wizards is formed.
1512
  • The Second Council of Wizards is formed.
1701
  • The Third Council of Wizards abdicates control to the Wizards Guild.
1464
  • The Zephyr Mages found a new Dynasty of the Air.
5212
  • The capital of Ilnia is moved to Vindstadt.
5497
  • The dark elves ally themselves with the fungus invaders.
1225
  • The dragon Gargzageroth goes to sleep beneath the Ravenswood.
5253
  • The great temple to Ix is founded in Vindstadt at the sight of Ix's 975th death after choking on a weasel sausage sandwich.
5549
  • The last city of the surface world is recaptured from the fungus invaders.
4926
  • The last of the free orcish tribes of Kragmar is enslaved by the malrogs.
0109
  • The original council of the Flint Hegemeny collapses into disorder.
1001
  • The premiere abby of Ix is created upon the top of Mount Forlorne.
3959
  • The witch doctors of the swamps found the First Snake Dynasty in Lusia.
4554
  • Widgrak the dwarf is crowned the first king of Sconsia.
0744
  • Xilu Ironbeak leads the forces of the Margolian Dictatorship to victory at the battle of Folu, completely crushing the Gab-Abu Alliance.
0812
  • Xilu disappears in a puff of magick leaving nothing but his weapons and armor, which are entombed in his honor.


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