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Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
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Avoid contact with skin.
Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
Batteries not included.
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Beware of dog.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
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Caveat emptor.
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Close cover before striking.
Colors may fade.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Contents may settle during shipment.
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Disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other acts of god, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in the joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or dropping the item.
Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle.
Do not place near flammable or magnetic source.
Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do not stamp.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Documents are provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied.
Don't quote me on anything.
Don't quote me on that.
Driver does not carry cash.
Edited for television.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Falling rock.
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For recreational use only.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a doctor.
Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes.
If you are pregnant or expect to become pregnant, consult your physician before use.
Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Limit one-per-family please.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
List was current at time of printing.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Must be 18 to enter.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Not liable for damages due to use or misuse.
Not recommended for children.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Not the Beatles.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Other copyright laws for specific entries apply wherever noted.
Other restrictions may apply.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Parental advisory - explicit lyrics.
Past results are not necessarily indicative of future performance.
Possible penalties for early withdrawal.
Possible side effects include headache, nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, and flatulence.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Price does not include taxes.
Quantities are limited while supplies last.
Read at your own risk.
Returns are only accepted within 30 days of sale with original receipt.
Safety goggles may be required during use.
Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken.
See label for sequence.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Simulated picture.
Slightly enlarged to show detail.
Slightly higher west of the Rockies.
Slippery when wet.
Smoking these may be hazardous to your health.
Software is not warranteed for suitability for any particular purpose, stated or implied.
Some assembly required.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Subject to FCC approval.
Subject to change without notice.
Text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
Text used in these documents is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles.
These documents do not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my rabbit.
This disclaimer was stolen and we can't remember from whom we stole it.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
This offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Times approximate.
Use only as directed.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
User assumes full liabilities.
Void where prohibited.
You must be present to win.
You need not be present to win.
Your mileage may vary.
This supersedes all previous notices.